One Liners and Random Thoughts: Tombstones
Author(s) unknown unless otherwise indicated. •Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903-Died 1942. Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. •In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist - All dressed up And no place to go. •On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102. The Good Die Young. •In a London, England cemetery: Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767. •In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: Anna Wallace: The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna. Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna. •In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery: Here lies Johnny Yeast.. Pardon me For not rising. •In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake. •In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery: Here lays The Kid. We planted him raw. He wa